Content Warning : Do you want to continue?
This poem contains content which some readers may find disturbing.
It is unsuitable for children or anyone who is easily offended.
YES
I am over 18 years old, I have been warned and I still want to read this poem.
I am over 18 years old, I have been warned and I still want to read this poem.
NO
I don't want to read this type of content, take me back to the previous page.
I don't want to read this type of content, take me back to the previous page.
deepundergroundpoetry.com
The English
The English, I am told, like a firm grip
And ungentle upbraiding: they're bad boys,
Who need the brutal beating; as I sip
My tea, I contemplate these English joys
And wonder at their masculinity:
Old haunches marked and striped to engineer
Erections (that are often blue pill free);
As all that vice-Anglaise makes very clear,
They follow rules and share their fav'rite whip
Flogger, martinet or other tool
To bring them back to life; then they can slip
Their hardness in, so long as I can fool
Them with my foreign passion; and can learn
From English, who enjoy it when we're firm.
(With thanks to BCP for the idea)
And ungentle upbraiding: they're bad boys,
Who need the brutal beating; as I sip
My tea, I contemplate these English joys
And wonder at their masculinity:
Old haunches marked and striped to engineer
Erections (that are often blue pill free);
As all that vice-Anglaise makes very clear,
They follow rules and share their fav'rite whip
Flogger, martinet or other tool
To bring them back to life; then they can slip
Their hardness in, so long as I can fool
Them with my foreign passion; and can learn
From English, who enjoy it when we're firm.
(With thanks to BCP for the idea)
Published 25th Jul 2018
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 7
reading list entries 2
comments 9
reads 788
Commenting Preference:
The author encourages honest critique.
25th Jul 2018 6:57am
bad boys and brutal beating sounded too alliterative - grins
Oh! what the hell - giggles
Oh! what the hell - giggles
25th Jul 2018 8:38pm
26th Jul 2018 5:54pm
25th Jul 2018 9:03am
As an Englishman, I can say that you are absolutely right...personally, I like to put a woman over my knee and spank her bare bottom with my hand...very hard.
25th Jul 2018 1:05pm
You may be missing the point but no matter - glad you enjoyed the spankification of males by females. Smiles N.
25th Jul 2018 1:57pm
fascinating...such a creative mind, expanding molecules of thought into dioramas pleasure...keep at it
26th Jul 2018 5:51pm
27th Jul 2018 10:40pm
Ah....The English men....how the enjoy their knees down, arse up....sigh....beautiful sight.
