Another tory bites the dust

Boris the Original Gent eccentric English buffoon
This O G loves stirring shit with his silver spoon
Has a secret handshake with gangsta Trump D
Rapping utter nonsense like a poor man's P Diddy

Boris O G is so on dis Brexit ting, (says...)
“The average racist will have much more bling”
Once austerity and deregulated UK makes us all elites
We can ignore the 300,000 people living on the streets

“Trump D is a clever man with a high IQ”
“We both collaborate on what is false or true”
Boris you loveable rogue I know you share an occasional fib
But youth knife violence is up and you are too old to chib

Sorry B its not you department, home secretary or away
Got confused about your foreign orifice and its right to stay
I guess its down to you B and Trump D's comb-over
No more of these muzlamic terrorizers coming from Dover

Boris the Original Gentry evil English buffoons
Sad that its rhymes, lampoons and cartoons
Quantifies politicians taking orders from narcissistic show hosts
Our ancient evolving culture condensed into some puerile boasts

Celtic and enriched with each passing decade
Boris you forget the masses aint bulls on parade
Toodle Pip B You were never really part of the tribal clan
Perhaps paint yourself orange, shave half your head and get a comb over man

He may put you second in command.....