Nights Like These

My husband and I  
Are stoned out our minds  
Sitting at the computer  
I notice him
Reading and rereading his book  
I told him  
The words aren't gonna change  
So why do you keep  
rereading it  
He said  
The more I read it  
The more I like it  
Hey I'm my biggest fan  
Both started busting a gut  
Can hardly breathe  
Now I have to focus  
On breathing  
Or I'm gonna pass the fuck out  
So I'm sitting here  
Thinking  
I'm stone out of my fucking mind
Now I need to pee
And he won't help me to the restroom  
He said if you make a puddle
You can just swim in it
Makes me love him so much more
On nights like these