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Wise Quotes Maybe?

 
"The last refuge of the politically ignorant and inept who have no arguments worth anything is personal insults."
David Macleod 2018

"The future looks bleak, because it is bleak, so bleak that people will pray for yesterday, without success."
David Macleod 2018

"Smiles, laughter, hugs and love heal more than medications or operations ever could it's what a broken heart and soul need."
David Macleod 2018

"Smiles, laughter, hugs and love heal more than medications or operations ever could it's what a broken heart and soul need."
David Macleod 2018

"At least dogs will forgive you your mistakes, errors and forgetfulness."

David Macleod 2018

"If you feel the fire in your Belly, stop eating so much rich food you twat."
David Macleod 2018

"Teddy Bears and dogs love without question or condition and the conversation is at the level I now want."
David Macleod 2018

"Today I am going to spend a couple of hours with my bible - I only have three more chapters left to write."
David Macleod 2018

"I worry about the the end of days, not zombies but the loss of electricity as all the people I want to kill are on my Facebook friends list."
David Macleod 2018

"You know you are getting old when all your heroes are bald, grey, gaunt looking from the ravishes of a overindulgence or Dead. Sometimes death is not always a bad thing."
David Macleod 2018

"When you write a longer poem, you know when its good, when you clock on spell and grammar checker and it comes up with nothing."
David Macleod 2018

"They say that "There is plenty more fish in the sea - They should talk to Greenpeace or one of many redundant fishermen."
David Macleod 2018

"The say 'Many a mickle maks a muckle' - 'They' are either very, very drunk, or Scottish, probably both."
David Macleod 2018

They say Tomorrow is another day and it is, but why are 'they' Masters of stating the bleedin obvious?"

David Macleod 2018
"The English are a nation of stupid men with baseball bats who don't and who never would play baseball."
David Macleod 2018

"If it wasn't for man's greed for wealth, power and sex; God would not exist."
David Macleod 2018

"The wolf is at your front door, the tiger is at your back door, there's a gorilla in your kitchen, baboons in the bedroom, there is an anaconda in the bathroom, a tarantula on your bald head, a rhino playing with his horn in the lounge and a pack of hyenas in the hallway - Anyone up for a quick game of Jumanji?"

David Macleod 2018

"You have to greet the darkness like a long lost cousin. Hug it warmly maybe even a kiss on the cheek. Smile sweetly and ask after his welfare, Once he's relaxed kick the bejesus out of him, leaving him for dead."
David Macleod 2018

"I like to wear T-Shirts often, they give me the right to bare arms."

David Macleod 2018

"There are only three words in the English language that everyone without exception wants to hear "I LOVE YOU!"
David Macleod 2018

"Shower curtains were only invented to to assist a toileteer when hes finished his business and there is no toilet tissue left."

David Macleod 2018

"Just because you have a dick does not give you license to be one."

David Macleod 2018

"You know you're drunk when you start Listening to the Sex Pistols and you find enjoyment."

David Macleodd 2018

"When your love is rejected the best plan is to continue to love as if you'd not been rejected, this is the true nature of true love Real love always stays with you."
David Macleod 2018


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