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Mare Similes
he swims like a house brick
she swims like a seal almost escaping the shark
he cries like a found out evangelist
she cries like a baby that's teething
He punches like a puppet show
she punches like a one legged man kicks
he smiles like a toothless donkey
she smiles like a lunatic that thinks he's Jesus
he laughs like a hyena with a yeast infection
she laughs like a tickled gibbon
he talks like Charlie Brown's Teachers
she talks like forever
he walks like a centipede with only 62 legs
she walks like a lame zebra
as brave a Donald Trump supporter in California
as quiet as a two minute silence
as frantic as three blind mice
as smashed as Humpty Dumpty
as welcome as condom in the punch bowl
as scared as a woman having to pay for dinner
as revolutionary as being kind to everybody
as sold out as Bernie Clifton
As wet as Theresa May's handshake
as crooked as The Clinton Foundation
as orange as a Trump Tan
as corrupt as a Pakistani police chief's bank account
as black as Michael Jackson's original colour
as much use as a handless Vegas dealer
as white as my clean underwear; temporarily
as red as a fresh third degree burns
as blue as I am feeling right now
as pink as salmonella under cooked chicken
as green as a jealous lover
as important as David Macleod's Poetry
as handsome as David Macleod
as loyal as David Macleod
as intelligent as David Macleod
as sexy as David Macleod
as witty as David Macleod
as modest as David Macleod
Published 15th Jul 2018
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16th Jul 2018 3:14am
I’m not sure what or where this story is coming from but I got to tell you David, toothless donkey reference ha ha ha ha ! Your on some next level talent here!
Cheers David
Xx zazzles
Cheers David
Xx zazzles
18th Jul 2018 2:31am
16th Jul 2018 4:07am
18th Jul 2018 2:32am
get up man you'll hurt your back (lol)
thank you for your generous comment - made me smile :-))))
thank you for your generous comment - made me smile :-))))
16th Jul 2018 9:28am
Well, well, well...
The ending was a total hoot, but then again, the whole thing rather was.
When you go off on theme of little bits (This, haikus, or any other venture) it's always a blast. You've got the wit for this 😆 It's hilarious!
But in all seriousness, very good dude!
The ending was a total hoot, but then again, the whole thing rather was.
When you go off on theme of little bits (This, haikus, or any other venture) it's always a blast. You've got the wit for this 😆 It's hilarious!
But in all seriousness, very good dude!
18th Jul 2018 2:36am
thank you: coming from you I feel honoured by such a comment :-))
It also made me smile like the Cheshire cat :-)))))))))))))))))))))
It also made me smile like the Cheshire cat :-)))))))))))))))))))))
30th Jul 2018 9:14pm
certainly an engaging read !! a good piece of writing here and i certainly liked reading from start to end . simile's are great are'nt they ...and you used some very good ones
1st Sep 2018 5:56am
thank you so much - sorry for the late reply - I missed this comment
:-)))))
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