No Phone Calls

I never learned the art of making
a smart phone work it's magic
I do see lots of people playing with
their smart phones punching on
them and making all kinds of
magic happen oooh oooh weee
but smart phones cost money so
 I never married one yet I can't
turn one on...I know how I am too
if I were playing with a smart phone
punching on it gently and what I
wanted to happen didn't happen
magic would not matter to me...it
could be too bad for a smart phone