An Opening Remark

Hi there
Do we have any She-Males in the audience?
I want us to be extremely diverse
I'm part Aboriginal, part English, part Scot
Bit of Irish, some German-Jewish I suspect
I'm also Asthmatic, therefore disabled
Not to mention my mental illnesses
I can plead insanity at will
So I'm diverse, how about you?
How diverse are you?
Any homosexuals, any Jews?
How about horny Lesbians?
Anyone ... Bueller?