...caps mean rage...

...caps mean rage...

Happy hardcore on a mobile on the back of a bus
Sit here with my dead mp3 not causing a fuss
Road-boys and chavs spitting their obnoxious patter
My grans sat here but that doesn't matter

Are we on the same page?
When will you rage?

Stood at a bar and some rude fucker cuts in
OK I guess that's not a mortal sin
Waiting patiently for my eventual turn
Like an English gent say nothing inside burn

Is our wavelength comparative?
Angry as you agree with this narrative

“your call is important please hold”
sent to the wrong department again I'm told
“dont want to be rude to you mate but”....
“....we dont accept verbal abuse sir” call is cut

Perhaps I just sit here quietly and pout?
While blood vessels are popping and I'm stroking out

Waiting for Jo Baxi, its snowing and sleeting
Called him up and he keeps on repeating
“just at the end of your road mate”
Dying of hypothermia, no longer up for debate

Then I explode with Trump-like fire and fury
If you agree with my tinderbox then be my jury

Justin Beiber, Piers Morgan and Teresa may
Needing a piss in bus station toilets and having to pay
Door-staff asking for my stamp when I've already paid
Reactions to your dialect and assumptions are made


...ARE WE ON THE SAME PAGE?
...WHEN WILL YOU RAGE?

...IS OUR WAVELENGTH COMPARATIVE?
...ANGRY AS YOU AGREE WITH THIS NARRATIVE

...PERHAPS I JUST SIT HERE QUIETLY AND POUT?
...WHILE BLOOD VESSELS ARE POPPING AND I'M STROKING OUT

...THEN I EXPLODE WITH TRUMP-LIKE FIRE AND FURY
...IF YOU AGREE WITH MY TINDERBOX THEN BE MY JURY

...FUCKING BIEBER.......