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The Apothecary Shoppe The DUP Murders Part 5

Todsky caught the fire charm crimsin threw, with his teeth, LOL! He bit it and charged up into a ball and blazed in front of Lady-Layla to shield her.                                
Unlike the ladies, Todsky,has no magical blood Nope, not one single drop.                        
                         
Well, it Turns out the the deep freeze was brought  
on by a faulty wire in the castles central air system.                        
And not some asshole blizzard Demon.  
Apparently The Mistress of the Underground  
was working on a freeze charm over the past  
winter to save money on this summers electric bill,                          
Who knew!                                      
                                       
Lady Layla took a deep breath,  
then replaced her 22 back in its holding place.  
A very fast and very low knocking  was coming from below the huge bay window located to the right of  
where the dead dove was found. It was DiamondDave a-knockin'!                         
                                       
”I come with an urgent message from The Dangerous Minds, they caught wind of the investigation and they want in, said they have it on good Authority that  David Monkhouse Muldoon Madman McGillicuddy Macleod" aka The Butcher      
aka The Mercenary Maniac known for his      
ruthless tactics when angered, and he was DEFINITELY behind the Dup Murders...                                      
               
David, runs the apothecary Shoppe It's located near The Guardian Of Shadows way way way up next to the attic loft. funny thing thou, nobody knows exactly what room it is, just that It only reveals itself to the really needy and truly untalented writers, Boooo!~ whatever chortled Zazz                    
                   
David has been procuring potions for writers                        
since appointed to run the shoppe years ago....                                        
                                       
____”That’s a serious allegation Dave! “                                      
 Goddess _Worship said.                                        
“ I know G, Dave gave GW a blank look                                      
and everyone else had shifty eyes.                                      
                                       
Hades_____ here,                                        
Dave handed Hades, a list of DUP hopefuls.                                        
                                       
To be continued...
Written by Zazzles (Broomie)
Published | Edited 23rd Jan 2021
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