3 letters

(1) Ex partner

hey bitch I knew you were fucking me over good style
I knew you were screwing my pal behind my back for a while
I guess I was a cliché sucker in denial
but now I cannot help but smile

a world of mediocrity is on the way
and each waking moment will be filled with dismay
you will be cooking his tea every day
while your belly swells with a kid on the way

he will soon get bored as you pile on weight
start coming home every night late
its not I am angry or hate
but good things come to those who wait

so as you swell as big as a sow
do you think about how many kids he has now
to as many feckless girls that will allow
him to stick his diseased prow

maybe the weight one day you will shed it
before he ditches you on universal credit
the Facebook comments that he would edit
cancelled the visa you can no longer debit

Take care.

(2) Satan

Hey old horned one dont believe in you
but there is some folk I want to screw
so I wonder what you can do
to see my bitter twisted plan through

do I listen to crystal castles in reverse
will that ignite your evil curse
do I chant in rhyming verse
or perform something much much worse

so hail satan you evil fucker
that bitch made me a sucker
so make her life tedious me old mucker
yeah I know its you ZUCKER........berg

(3) god

hey god I know put on an atheist front
and my words are uncouth and blunt
but I made an agreement with this devil cunt
just forgive my sins then continue to ignore this runt

cheers big beardy