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THE WORLD CUP PIN UP

From the picture smiles the English Rose,
Naked from brunette hair to her toes,
Holding red and white England football
At the crucial point of her bared all,
As if she dare you kick it away
As a tease in the course of foreplay,
While her young breasts hang so bra-lessly
For the Daily Star's readers to see.

She is well shaped in limb and knocker;
Ought to be in each player's locker,
Urging him from heart of her bare form
To do duty for England, perform,
To the best of his abiity
And bring that Cup back to his country.
She seems to say, "Go play, think of me
Supporting you with my nudity."

The ball held before womanhood's door
Suggests it's where she wants them to score,
When they have gained the crucial goal,
Celebrating in the water hole
When they're next in the arms of their WAGs,
With promise of more earth-moving 'shags'.
Written by Solomon_Song
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Author's Note
Inspired by World Cup themed naked pinup picture that appeared day before in 'Daily Star', only named as Sophie, from Staffordshire.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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