Are You Saved ?

When Someone Asks Me

If I'm Saved , I Tell Them Yes ;

Saved Like A You Tube Video

To Watch At A Later Time ,

Or I Ask By Which God ,

Do They Mean My Horned God ?

Or Am I Saved From The Bullshit

Of Daily Life Or Politics And Religion

Or Saved From An Accidental

Meeting With Someone I Really

Did Not Want To See And Was

Doing My Best To Avoid

Or Saved From Idiots Asking Me

A Question Like That Testing

My Patience And Causing Me

To Feel Crucified By Their Judgement

So I Ask Them If They Think Their

God Will Save Them From Me

If They Don't Get Off My Porch

Or Out Of My Face ;

Funny Thing Is Not A Single One

Had Enough Faith To Stand There

And Ask Me Again ;

And That Is Religion For You !