Pen De' Moan I Umm

I Shall Create if It Be My Fate , Pen De' Moan I Umm ,

Then Say What I Am Going To Say To You , For If I Do ,

It May Stir Some Pot Or Create A Storm In Some Teacup ,

You May Wonder , Though Not A Blunder Which Way Is Up

And Which Way Is Down , Or Merry Go Round And Round ,

For Words Are Like That , I Swear By My Hat , Though I'm Mad

I'm Not Rabbid , Yet Ears Are Long To Hear The Song Sung By Me

Though A Bit Off Key , Off The Chain , Still Opens The Door To My Brain

And I May Be Large , Or I May Get Small , Sometimes A Bit Jabberwocky ,

Or Speak With Alicesp , Yet If I Can Speak Like This , Am I So Insane ?

Or Is It I Talk Out Of My Ass , Just To Sir Pass , While Drinking My Tea ?