ATTACK OF THE BLUSHES

I'm blushing - I can't believe my eye -
Suddenly I'm coming over shy -
Sorry I hysterically laugh -
You answered your door straight from your bath,
Gave me a 'flash' view of your bare shape,
Not so much lad as a naked ape!
You took my innocence without touch;
Mind's eyes still see the hairs round your crutch.

Those signs you are becoming a man
Show where skin's not reached by your sun tan.
No, don't hug me now, you'll get me wet,
Awkward questions from my mum I'll get,
And if I told her, then what she might do
Is to stop me going out with you.
What are my girl friends going to say
If I tell I've met you in this way?

Will it be envy, laughter or shock?
(They're sure to tease me about your 'cock'!)
Oh, turn away and cover yourself up,
I need calming down with a tea cup.
You should have put on your dressing gown,
In vain you tried to hide what hangs down
As to your middle parts your hands rushed,
And your face itself - not seen so blushed!