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You’re Why Men Cheat

 

See this shit right here is the reason!
I’m trying to be your heaven sent!
But when I satisfy all your desires,
For too long, you are content.
You have what all women want,
But you’re resting on your laurels!
While I’m over here being nice,
What I’m wanting, is immoral!
I know I’m getting older
But I have a high sexual metabolism!
And it’s your lack of fuckin’ me
That’s the source of your jealous cynicism!
Yes we’re getting along right now,
That’s because I’ve been trying to be nice.
Arguing is redundant
My mental health is paying the price!

(I know what you’re thinking reader,
You say, “Why don’t you just masterbate?
Why would you mess up your relationship for some meaningless sex?
Well let me explain masterbation to you.
It’s like going to a restaurant that serves all your favorite foods, titties, ass, pussy and fellatio! You’re starving! You paid for the meal, but you are not allowed to eat it! You can look at it, you can hold it, but you can’t taste it and you definitely can’t take it! So what do you do? You go to the bathroom and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Just so you don’t starve to death! FUCK THAT!!!)

I’m trying my damndest not to cheat!
But you’re getting stuck in your old ways,
You try to control the narrative,
And to our sex life, I become the slave.
You said it’s only been two days,
No bitch! Today is number 3!
You act like you can’t count!
You better quit fuckin’ wit’ me!
You’re ass is playing with fire!
This shit here,
Is gonna cease!
Cause you bout to fuck around
And make me go out and get a side piece!
Written by Lyrically_Inclined
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Sometimes you have to laugh at your pain otherwise you’ll always be crying!
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