Stuffed Animal Purge

I'm thirteen now,  
I'm not a kid;
These toys in my room –    
I'm too old for this shit.  
I'll get a trash bag  
and stuff it tight.  
I'll be sure to unplug  
my pink night-light.  
   
Goodbye Big Dog, and  
Bunny Blanky,  
goodbye Mama Duck,  
and Beanie Babies.  
Goodbye Frosty Snowman,  
and Pikachu,  
Goodbye Three Piglets,  
and Winnie the Pooh.  
Goodbye Pink Elephant,  
and Mr. Hare,  
and last but not least,  
Goodbye Baby Bear.  
   
Don't look so sad  
We've had some good years  
But I'm growing up  
I don't need you here --  
I have to be cool  
And keep up with the day  
That's why I have to  
Send you away.  
I'm thirteen now  
I'm not a kid  
So I can't have quite  
as much fun as I did…  
   
Cuddle buddies gone  
leaving just lonely air  
dusty space in their place  
I wish they were there  
(but, don't tell anyone –    
I kept Baby Bear)