The Gentleman's Insult

Presence Of Mind Is Your Pretension

And Your Hubris Goes Without Mention

And You Presume I Cannot See Your Intention

Ceaseless Prattle Your Cerebral Invention

Yet I See There Is A Great Disconnect

Perhaps Some Ingrained Mental Defect

Between What You Thought Would Be The Effect

Of Your And My Neural Net Intersect


However , I Must Elaborate , And Dash Your Elation ,

And Do It Now With No Delay And No Hesitation ,

To Instill In Your Brain This Is All Your Creation ,

Due To Some Program Of Your Mental Masturbation


I Shall Not Any Further , By Any Means Procrastinate

Yet I Shall , With Great Joy In The Action , Elucidate ,

And Thus , By My Gentlemanly Edict Predicate

What An Ass You Are , Raise My Glass , And Celebrate !