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Viddax
Written by Viddax (Lord Viddax)
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Author's Note
Entry for day 23 of the NaPo competition based on the prompt of "23. Infomercial : Write an hour long segment for television and radio, selling DUP swampland and other hyped up nonsense to the...
Entry for day 23 of the NaPo competition based on the prompt of "23. Infomercial : Write an hour long segment for television and radio, selling DUP swampland and other hyped up nonsense to the masses." Then again to err is to be human.
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