Being Economical With The Truth - The Fast And The Loose

There are people who fib
There are folks who tell little white lies
There are those who are untrue
There are liars
There are the fast and loose
Then there are fuckin liars
Fuckin liars sat it was an error
They were being economical with the truth
They never said such a thing
They are on your side
You must have misheard
You're the one that's lying
You clearly don't understand the complexities
You are way too stupid
You are a moron
You are a trouble maker
You're just trying to cause a fight
What you said about me was libellous
Shut up
Shut the fuck up
You'll get a slap
He has no idea what you are talking about
I say He because most men are fuckin liars
They
No you can't see my cell phone
No you can't look at my internet history
Trust me
You'll just have to trust me
I would never lie to you
This is the truth
Honest
I love you

People who fib should be pitied as they fib
about things of little or no consequence

Folks who tell little white lies should be
politely corrected with love as their intentions were for the good

Those who are untrue are still saveable but they are now addicts,
The rot has set in and it will be difficult to get them off lying

Liars are the deliberate purveyors of hurtful lies; they do not care about
the damage they cause and will happily  tell multiple lies to gain sex or
 advantage; give them One shot, one lie then kick them to the kerb

The fast and loose are the cowboys of the world of the untrue,
They lie about everything mainly to boost their ego, they are too
Stupid to know the difference: Put them on instant ignore

Then there are fuckin liars or to use their correct technical name "Cunts"
These animals are way too plentiful and extermination is the only possible
Solution; they cannot be converted to truth telling, they'd rather die and die
You should, never open up to their insane take on the world and what it owes them
Them. Never trust them or believe them they will hurt you badly that is all they live
For the demise or destruction of others without mercy. Proud about the damage
Tears and pain they cause; the smile as they kill brigade, fully paid up members

I know what you are thinking - How do I spot a fuckin liar?
Well if you see a man's lips move chances are he's s liar
But maybe not quite a fuckin liar, There is little or no
Equality in anything and most fuckin liars are sadly men
Certain careers tend to attract fuckin liars in their droves
Politics, The Law, Fast Food Managers, Real Estate, Chefs
Policemen, Retail Sales, Car Sales, Sales Reps', Any Sales,
Self employed Plumbers, Roofers, Electricians and builders
The life of Celerity and fame attracts them like bacon sandwiches
Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, Martin Luther King, Ghandi,
Mother Theresa, Mel Gibson, Robert De Niro,  Roman Polanski
Mike Tyson, Sir Jimmy Saville, Sir Cliff Richard, Meryl Streep,
The cast of Glee and the cast of any and all musical theatre
Trust no one
Test everyone
Lay traps
Be sure before trusting
Give everyone one or two chances
But no more than two
With the exception of fuckin liars
They only get one chance
One lie only
Then ditch the bitch (boy)
No way back for them
I am glad I always tell the truth
I never lie; honest
You can trust me