Squad car blues

I caught her on the phone,
she hangs up...

I cry I cry  I'm all alone
I know she has a new boyfriend
I let out a groan
She falls to the ground from fright
At being discovered outright

Oh, I Run scared into the night
No your Honor
I left her on the floor
She died right there
A delicate peaceful chore

No Your Honor
I did not leave a pool
Not a pool of blood
A Missing Body?
Buddy,
This is not my crime
I will not do your time

I did not kill
with bloody quill
I write my song
of innocence long

In fact now I know
She feigned her death
as a look as a show

There was no body
she ran off herself
The blood was Catsup
Off from the shelf

The Jury believed
me Let me go search
I will find her I know
Her new secret perch

I will win her back
With Jewels and whine
She will dump that guy
We' Sh Shalll Be FINE

Her I spy
In  mall with guy
walking tall not shy

I confront them both
I state my case
"Do I know you?"
Says the expression on her face

Yes you do I was your prince, your pres.

"Sorry, there was a new election"
"I've a new guy, a new erection"

I let them go, sorry eyed,
a lost puppy, terrified

Here I sit all broken hearted
No love, future uncharted.
I close my eyes let out a sigh
but feel some warmth
on my darkened sky

I open one eye then two
Could this be true?
Its my girl, whispering
"I remember now"
"It was always you"

In my excitement
my fists fly up and away
Poor buttercup I do my best CPR
The police come "It was an accident!"
The police say Har dee Har Har

Once again Hauled away
I will find Us, darling
Some day Some day