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The Wise Sayings of David Macleod
Better to be safe than sorry and pregnant
Strike while the your matches are dry
It's always darkest before you put the light on
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Never underestimate the power of vibrators
You can lead a horse to water but you can't get him to buy you a drink
Don't bite the hand that wipes the ass
No news is good or true (Apart from FOX)
A miss is as good as a Mister
You can't teach an old dog new testament bible stories
If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
Love all, trust strangers and strange people.
The pen is mightier than all the pigs.
An idle mind is the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's weed
Happy the bride who marries a millionaire on his deathbed
A penny saved is a penny less for beer
Two's company, three's a 70’s porn movie
Don't put off till tomorrow what you can sweep under the carpet today.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs even harder
There are none so blind as those who you've poked in the eyes
Children should be seen and not herded with an electric cattle prod
If at first you don't succeed squeeze the zit until it bleeds
You get out of something only what you steal when no one is looking
When the blind leadeth the blind stick your foot out
Better late than a zombie
Better Red than black with gangrene
Many a good tune played on a skinny old mans ribs
Too many cooks spoil TV programming
A rolling stone gathers, blonde wives
Let sleeping dogs get attacked by the cat
The devil makes work for idle willies
Strike while the your matches are dry
It's always darkest before you put the light on
.
Never underestimate the power of vibrators
You can lead a horse to water but you can't get him to buy you a drink
Don't bite the hand that wipes the ass
No news is good or true (Apart from FOX)
A miss is as good as a Mister
You can't teach an old dog new testament bible stories
If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
Love all, trust strangers and strange people.
The pen is mightier than all the pigs.
An idle mind is the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's weed
Happy the bride who marries a millionaire on his deathbed
A penny saved is a penny less for beer
Two's company, three's a 70’s porn movie
Don't put off till tomorrow what you can sweep under the carpet today.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs even harder
There are none so blind as those who you've poked in the eyes
Children should be seen and not herded with an electric cattle prod
If at first you don't succeed squeeze the zit until it bleeds
You get out of something only what you steal when no one is looking
When the blind leadeth the blind stick your foot out
Better late than a zombie
Better Red than black with gangrene
Many a good tune played on a skinny old mans ribs
Too many cooks spoil TV programming
A rolling stone gathers, blonde wives
Let sleeping dogs get attacked by the cat
The devil makes work for idle willies
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