A night with good ole Calamity Gin

I swear by my hunger....
No my thirst
For the worst for me
And so forth of me....
When the bottom of my pout drips
With the heavenly....
Hellish hint of juniper
And sweet Jennifer
Slides slowly
Down lip along with my vowels
So slurry my vernacular
That the ordinary hillbilly....
Could not begin to comprehend
And uncustomarily would not lend a helpin hand
To lift my Lilly white
Off the dusty bar room floor
Where only moments before .. .
I had batted bleary bedroom eyes
At the bass player in the band
But with the last of high hat sputter
So did I....
So did I...
What drunken words I had uttered....
Of sex music and love
But I was high....
And fell so low
That Saphire night
With a calamitous bang
That ripped embarrassing hole
Right fucking through my Levi's