Girl Proof

My fortress stands tall in the center of (the room) my kingdom.
My enemies will fall before the might of (pillows) my catapults.
My gates are the strongest wood, and blankets my mortar.
In the canyon between (the couch and the table) two mountains.

Come face your doom, my foe.
You will crash upon my shores.
Don't cry when you are defeated.
For the queen will declare war.

My castle is mighty, impenetrable to all who challenge me.
I launch my great arrows (pencils) into your waiting arms.
This is a kingdom without weakness, (no girls allowed).
So keep your (cooties) plagues from our borders.

Come face your doom, my foe.
You will crash upon my shores.
Don't cry when you are defeated.
For the queen will declare war.

Don't get mom involved in my campaign.
I've armed myself with countless rubber bands.
Fear my wrath, little sister, and flee from me.
I am become death, ruler of all (the house) the land.

Come face your doom, my foe.
You will crash upon my shores.
Don't cry when you are defeated.
For the queen will declare war.

Come face your doom, my foe.
You will crash upon my shores.
Don't cry when you are defeated.
For the queen will declare war.