Here's your fucking headline.

 
I'll crack your fucking head open harder than Holmes cracks cases.Your fucking smug smile is nothing more than a petty leer in my eyes.

I'm coming for you when you least expect it.Fresh from the shower, when your riding a cock maybe?

"Local slut and her retarded boyfriend found decapitated,there heads were found sewn mouth to mouth in the kitchen sink."

I'm done playing game and right now your face looks ready to receive my hatchet.