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In Love Haikus 7.0

 
(i) Flower
 
a rose petal falls
loves me, loves me not
love simply arose
 
(ii) Hard Fruit
 
she's a bit fruity
she is the apple of my eye
my pants banana
 
(iii) Sexy Hug
 
if she was a tree
I'd become a tree hugger
hugging her hippies
 
(iv) Salad No Dressing
 
she'd never be cold
I'd be a sexy snow man
she'd get my carrot
 
(v) No Nut Allergy
 
cold snap secret stash
I am a cute red squirrel
I'd show her my nuts
 
(vi) Red
 
Lips like strawberry
they are red, sweet and kissable
love her berry much
 
(vii) Tits and Ass
 
I love her melons
pert squeezable and cherry pipped
her ass like a peach
Written by David_Macleod (14397816)
Published | Edited 28th Dec 2018
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