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Techno Haikus 7.0
(i) Bill Gates Masturbates
I am an XP man
bill gates can kiss my ass
fuck your windows ten
(ii) I-Wank
I want the latest
I-phone some great updates
it jerks your penis
(iii) Snorting Snuff
high speed internet
there's not enough snuff movies
I'll need to make more
(iv) Surprise
internet dating
not a tall blonde - a fat male
hairy assed biker
(v) Green Piece
just bought a panda
endangerd sale on E Bay
they taste like chicken
(vi) Java Jive
I just joined Grinder
hoping it was about coffee
only got a sore ass
(vii) South Paw
Technology sucks
it's garbage in garbage out
info needs punched in
I am an XP man
bill gates can kiss my ass
fuck your windows ten
(ii) I-Wank
I want the latest
I-phone some great updates
it jerks your penis
(iii) Snorting Snuff
high speed internet
there's not enough snuff movies
I'll need to make more
(iv) Surprise
internet dating
not a tall blonde - a fat male
hairy assed biker
(v) Green Piece
just bought a panda
endangerd sale on E Bay
they taste like chicken
(vi) Java Jive
I just joined Grinder
hoping it was about coffee
only got a sore ass
(vii) South Paw
Technology sucks
it's garbage in garbage out
info needs punched in
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