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Techno Haikus  7.0

(i) Bill Gates Masturbates

I am an XP man
bill gates can kiss my ass
fuck your windows ten

(ii) I-Wank

I want the latest
I-phone some great updates
it jerks your penis

(iii) Snorting Snuff

high speed internet
there's not enough snuff movies
I'll need to make more

(iv) Surprise

internet dating
not a tall blonde - a fat male
hairy assed biker

(v) Green Piece

just bought a panda
endangerd sale on E Bay
they taste like chicken

(vi) Java Jive

I just joined Grinder
hoping it was about coffee
only got a sore ass

(vii) South Paw

Technology sucks
it's garbage in garbage out
info needs punched in
Written by David_Macleod (14397816)
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