[ nonsense ] He Who Walks Behind The Rows

 
likes having butt sex with scarecrows  
 
He bends them over
until each corncob nose  
hits the dirt between his toes  
 
Question is,  
Do they really enjoy it?  
Given they already hang around the field  
with large sticks up their asses
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
extremely loosely inspired by Stephen King's The Children Of The Corn
 
In retaliation to Johnny Blaze commandeering my poems.
 
Suck my ball bearings, Buddy.