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Trolls

Wait, what's dat? Can you smell it?
It's so sweet scent, tasty. I know, I know.
Can you tell where it's coming from?
This way this way, the winds whips wildly from over 'ere.
Wait quiet I fink I can hears 'em. Wait, yup, deys down dere.

Look at em, so pink n plump, n squishy
whats dey doing out of dere house?
Deys running about round dat big fire. Big fire
big bright firey flames, glowing n gleeming n calling
No wait don't look, don't look at 'em, don't look
Don't worry da flames can't hurt us if we stays up ere
and we don't looks at em

Theys the best ones dese ones, da little ones.
Deys like delicate, you just pop in in your mouf and
squish, all juicy juicy juices running down your froat
hardly any bones in does ones, delectablectable delicate delicacies dey are.

Yeah, your right, da old ones is bigger, more meat on em
but its stringy like, you know chewy, alright for a stew,
if your ard up, if yer tummies grumblin, growlin n grindin
but the little ones, if you can get a and full, dey makes a good meal

if you grinds them up, like wif a couple of stones
dey gets pasty pasty, you can spread em on a loaf
you can make one last a couple of days like dat.
or you can use em to spice a suculent sausage, or a sweet sauce
dey ads lots of flavor to beef and lamb

Wot? No we can't go down dere, we has to wait
sometiems dey has big ones wif dem, wots wrapped in mighty metal
wif long pointy sharp sticks and arrers what fly faster n you can flee
an sometimes dey has orses. men aint quick but orses is

Da ones like that got yer mum, ran her down
chased he like a dog, prodded her n pricked her and poked her
till she bled her bright blue beautiful blood onto da stones
den they held her dere wif ropes and chains
till the sun come up and stone she became

Look dere the sky is getting brighter, suns nearly up
we gots to go. Wait, whats that? Oh yeah I see, ones coming up.
bark like a puppy, just gentle like, see its hears you
its coming up, wait a minute, don't spook it, let it get closer

Now grab it! Cover it's mouf boy, dey always screams like dat
and run boy we gots to get away, back to da cave!
Ha he, we eats good tonight boy, we eats good!
well done lad, well done. I'm so proud of you!
Written by JohnnyThunder
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Author's Note
This one was just a bit of fun for the Trolls comp :)
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