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Welcome To The Punch Haikus 7.0

 
(i) Regretful

smack talking mistake
you should have mind your manners
welcome to the punch

(ii) Ding - Ding

the bell loudly rings
one punch, two punch, three punch floor
before the bus stops

(iii) Programmer

I see how you are
so just like my computer
data needs punched in

(iv) Definition

that was not a punch
followed by one punch knockout
that's a fucking punch

(v) There Has to Be Rules

Queensbury Rules
never punch above your weight
use a baseball bat

(vi) Know the Difference

slapping is happy
don't make a fist of a punch
A punch needs a fist

(vii) My Top Half still works

My weight behind it
punch comes up from the hip
uppercut lights out!
Written by David_Macleod (14397816)
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