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Hungry Butt
Glutes chew
to the max
the seam
entrenched
and clenched up your ass
Cheeks that could
and would
couch the better half
of a bench;
thirsting for fabrics
cotton can't quench
Booty jaws saw
savagely gnawing;
rubbing raw even
the hardest lycra
Is there no fare
your derriere would spare?
Your glutton butt
shreds
fresh Levi threads;
ruthless as a wolverine
eating jeans like jelly beans
to the max
the seam
entrenched
and clenched up your ass
Cheeks that could
and would
couch the better half
of a bench;
thirsting for fabrics
cotton can't quench
Booty jaws saw
savagely gnawing;
rubbing raw even
the hardest lycra
Is there no fare
your derriere would spare?
Your glutton butt
shreds
fresh Levi threads;
ruthless as a wolverine
eating jeans like jelly beans
Published 7th Feb 2018
Author's Note
Some comic relief ;)
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7th Feb 2018 10:31am
7th Feb 2018 7:01pm
Thanks David! It was actually a really tough write. I got frustrated with trying to get things right, and kept putting it down for days. Who knew ass could be so challenging?
7th Feb 2018 1:20pm
Bravo! I've read many bottom ode poems; however, none as clever as this! The rhyme, alliteration, assonance, consonance, form, content. . .all of it fantastic. It's a phonic feast to read aloud!
I'm a straight lady, but I love looking at butts. It's fun 😆
You are always so encouraging, and technical <3 Your feedback really makes my day woman, it's a joy to be read by you.
Not to be so sappy, but I mean it dammit!
You are always so encouraging, and technical <3 Your feedback really makes my day woman, it's a joy to be read by you.
Not to be so sappy, but I mean it dammit!
7th Feb 2018 7:07pm
What a fascinating piece. Filled with such bizarre, comical images, Usually the knees go first on my jeans. A butt with teeth now that's horrifying. Brava!
7th Feb 2018 7:11pm
Thank you so very much! 😆 If they're not skinny jeans, the hemline on mine expire quickest. I'm pretty short Haha!
May your denim live long and prosper for many moons!
May your denim live long and prosper for many moons!
7th Feb 2018 10:33pm
beautilly crafted humoresque. Brought a smile to my age'd ugly puss.
10th Feb 2018 10:15pm
11th Feb 2018 2:11pm
I'm pretty sure you made everyone smile with this write.
we like big butts and we cannot lie...all you other brothers can't deny.
we like big butts and we cannot lie...all you other brothers can't deny.
21st Feb 2018 4:48am
25th Feb 2018 9:29pm
23rd Feb 2018 8:33am
fascinated by the title and the poem itself - really made me laugh and broadly smile :-))))))))))))))))
loved this one from you - very different :-))))))
loved this one from you - very different :-))))))
25th Feb 2018 9:32pm
