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How To Play With Yourself - 101
Middle of the day
nothing else to do
fire's burning deep
thinking mad of you
It's not of who you're with
or of where you are
just a hand is needed
and thoughts beyond the stars
Close your eyes and disappear
let her love linger in your mind
unzip your fly, come whip it out
for here passion you will find
No need for lube or any oil
a little spit will do
yank her hard with all yer might
and put a finger in your loo
Now one might say it's not the same
the breasts do more excite
but trust me class you'll never know
until that fated squirted white
* Now class you can all go
fuck yourselves !!
nothing else to do
fire's burning deep
thinking mad of you
It's not of who you're with
or of where you are
just a hand is needed
and thoughts beyond the stars
Close your eyes and disappear
let her love linger in your mind
unzip your fly, come whip it out
for here passion you will find
No need for lube or any oil
a little spit will do
yank her hard with all yer might
and put a finger in your loo
Now one might say it's not the same
the breasts do more excite
but trust me class you'll never know
until that fated squirted white
* Now class you can all go
fuck yourselves !!
Published 27th Jan 2018
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Anonymous
27th Jan 2018 4:30pm
LMAO! Oh, Tim, that ending had me laughing out loud. Very nice play with words there, my friend. I'll be giggling over this one for days, I think. :-)
...Willow
...Willow
27th Jan 2018 4:32pm
I'm so glad it got you laughing
I couldn't help myself when it
popped into my head this morning 😁😁
I couldn't help myself when it
popped into my head this morning 😁😁
27th Jan 2018 5:15pm
It's good and fun. The ending reminded me of that, I always say to my students, "Now class breaktime, you can all go play..." Are you a teacher? Love this write!
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Anonymous
28th Jan 2018 5:25pm
Love it!!
28th Jan 2018 7:34pm
