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They Say 7.0
(i) Green Ash
They say
the grass
is greener
on the
other side
I have been
to the
other side
there is no grass
just ashes,
the dead and
the lost there
is no light:
take my advice
stay the side
That you are on
(ii) Mugged
They say
a fool and
his money
are easily
parted
I find that
most people
are easily
parted from
their money
after I drive
an ice pick
into the base
of their neck
it's money
for nothing
(iii) Proverbs
they say
it is easier
for a needle
to go through
the eye of
a rich man
than it is for
a camel to cum
in the hole in
the rich man's
eye
Personally I
feel sorry for
the camel
(iv) Cookery
They say
too many
cooks
spoil
the broth
I tend to put
more onions
and chopped
coriander
and only kill
chop up and
boil three cooks
yummy
(v) A Bright Idea
they say
it is always
darkest before
the dawn
I find that
burning my
victims eyes
out of their
sockets
makes it
darker; then
when they
have stopped
screaming
I explain how
I am gonna
torture them
for the next
twelve hours
then, for them
it gets even
darker
(vi) Nine, nine, nine!
they say
a stitch in tine
saves nine
and I have
to agree
I once had
a stitch
chasing
a German
girl who said
"Nine!" to my
sexual
advances
I caught her
and stitched
her mouth
shut with
picture
hanging
wire
so she couldn't
scream
I later got
a stitch
laughing
about
her
(vii) ROOTS
they say
Money is
the root of
all evil
actually
it's my
cellar
my power tools
and the root
is my penis
They say
the grass
is greener
on the
other side
I have been
to the
other side
there is no grass
just ashes,
the dead and
the lost there
is no light:
take my advice
stay the side
That you are on
(ii) Mugged
They say
a fool and
his money
are easily
parted
I find that
most people
are easily
parted from
their money
after I drive
an ice pick
into the base
of their neck
it's money
for nothing
(iii) Proverbs
they say
it is easier
for a needle
to go through
the eye of
a rich man
than it is for
a camel to cum
in the hole in
the rich man's
eye
Personally I
feel sorry for
the camel
(iv) Cookery
They say
too many
cooks
spoil
the broth
I tend to put
more onions
and chopped
coriander
and only kill
chop up and
boil three cooks
yummy
(v) A Bright Idea
they say
it is always
darkest before
the dawn
I find that
burning my
victims eyes
out of their
sockets
makes it
darker; then
when they
have stopped
screaming
I explain how
I am gonna
torture them
for the next
twelve hours
then, for them
it gets even
darker
(vi) Nine, nine, nine!
they say
a stitch in tine
saves nine
and I have
to agree
I once had
a stitch
chasing
a German
girl who said
"Nine!" to my
sexual
advances
I caught her
and stitched
her mouth
shut with
picture
hanging
wire
so she couldn't
scream
I later got
a stitch
laughing
about
her
(vii) ROOTS
they say
Money is
the root of
all evil
actually
it's my
cellar
my power tools
and the root
is my penis
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