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Warning: Asparagus will Make yOur piss stink of Asparagus

 
 
 
Eat it anyway.....eat it any'way you pleas.  
 
The Great Man's comb'over head eXclaims that He is  
                  A Very Stable Genius.  
 
Must be true.........most all of us can't summon  
               the hubris to blow such shit  
                        out of mouth right  
                 where all can hear.....a reg'lar  
                    Universal Phenom.......  (just i'magine
    if Nixon had had the balls to express himself
   so freely. Man, whatta flourish that woulda
 added to Nam, Watergate, Pentagon Papers
), but
   the Best is yet to come from mighty Mr.T.
 
& hey, you chinky'like square'head Ko'ren asshole, we'll  
           have you know that His nuke button is  
                  so much fckn bigger than yours.  
        ( AND testicular orbs far outweigh yours, chinky-boy !!!)  
 
fire & fury to fuck us all !  
 
eat yr asparagus whilst it (& we) still be here to Eat-----   any  
                                                                                                 Thing  
 
 
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaa@@@@@@  
dkzk2018\\\\fotooooBY  
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Written by dkzksaxxas_DanielX (DadaDoggyDannyKozakSaxfn)
Published | Edited 14th Jan 2018
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