Crackalackin Christmas

(Rocking start stop rolling blues blues guitar)
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Hes coming to town
                              
he know your name
                                
He's Santa clause
                

And he's got game

He's climbing down your chimney
Eating milk
and cookies all night long

And if you've been good
He'll leave presents where they belong

He's been doing this gig forever
Back since I don't know when
His name is Kris Kringle
And he'll always be your friend

Its a crackalackin Christmas
Oh
Oh
Ohhhh
Oh
Oh
(make up Random Scatting to finish the verse)

Well Santa clause ain't real

Your parents fucking lied

He really is the Devil
And there's nowhere you can hide

Its a  crackalackin christmas
Oh
Oh
Ohhhh
Oh
Oh
(make up Random Scatting to finish the verse)