NAKED BIBLE READ

(True incident happened today. Jude was part of my scheduled Bible study read. My prayers on that occasion were no lost cause!)

I have read Jude
When in the nude
(Yes, no stitch on!),
In my kitchen.

Why I was nudd -
I'd shed some blood
In morning shave
That I did have.

So, while cut healed,
I remained peeled,
Reading Good Book,
Post food I took.

Mentally prayed
Blood would be stayed,
So not dripping
On my clothing.

When I did dress
There was no mess;
The plaster stopped,
So blood not dropped.