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Nursery Crimes 6.5

 
(i) King

Old King Cole was a horny old soul.
And a randy old soul was he,
He called for his gimp, and he called for his slave
And he called for his prostitutes three.
Every hooker got a fingering
And a very fine orgy had he,
he made them all cum, while fingering his bum
King Cole and his prostitutes three.


 (ii) BILLYS WILLIE

Oh, where have you been,
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Oh, where have you been,
Horny Billy?
I have been to shag your wife,
She's the sex in my life,
She's a young thing
I cannot leave her mother out
So I fuck her too.

Did she open her legs
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Did she spread her legs wide ,
for your huge willie?
Yes, and she took all in,
There's cum on her chin.
She's a young thing
I also did her brother and her mother


(iii) Jack’s Back

Jack took Jill
up on the hill,
to fuck her even dafter.
He fingered her pussy
and fucked her so juicy,
that Jill came dribbling after.


(iv ) Lavatory

Oh! Dear, what can the matter be?
I just had sex in a public lavatory?
this is what I do every Saturday?
as long as the prices are fair.
He promised to blow me whilst wearing blue ribbons,
He promised to blow me whilst wearing blue stockings
He promised to blow me whilst wearing blue knickers
kneel down and blow me away
 

(v) Farming

The farmer loves the smell
The farmer loves the smell
Hey-ho, Of Pussy-o
The farmer loves the smell

The farmer eats her out
The farmer eats her out
Hey cunylingus ho
The farmer eats her out

The farmer makes her cum
The farmer makes her cum
Hey you ma beards all goo
The farmer makes her cum

The farmer shows his cock
The farmer shows his cock
Hard as a fuckin rock
The farmer shows his cock

She sucks his cock real hard
She sucks his cock real hard
She finger pumps his anus ring
She sucks his cock real hard

The farmer pulls it out
The farmer pulls it out
He grabs the base then pumps it hard
The farmer pulls it out

The farmer’s cock explodes
The farmer’s cock explodes
Hey ho bukakke oh
The farmer’s cock explodes
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