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Three little words
Three little words guaranteed to destroy any man's ego:
"Is It in"
"Are you done?"
“Wrong hole mister!”
Three little words women hate to hear when having sex:
"Honey I'm home"
“It’s still floppy”
“It’s just Herpes””
Three little words you hate to hear at the ATM at 2:00am
“gimme the money”
“Nice ass there”
“Buy me a drink”
Three little words that Christians can’t handle
“Science and evidence”
“Logic and reason”
“Your imaginary friend”
Three little words politicians hate to here
“Tell the truth”
“Where if the money”
“Sexual assault investigation”
Three little words that bring fear to a catholic priest
“Suffered little children”
“Eight pedophile allegations”
“Corporal punishment brutality”
Three little words that I hate to hear
“Just go away”
“Hate your guts”
“Love you: But”
Three little words I long to hear
“I love you”
“Need a Hug?”
“You’re the best”
Published 2nd Dec 2017
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2nd Dec 2017 3:39am
"Love you"
"Need a hug?"
"You're the best."
"Let's grab a pint and hang out buddy."
"Need a hug?"
"You're the best."
"Let's grab a pint and hang out buddy."
2nd Dec 2017 3:41am
that my friend would be so cool :-))))
thank you I am glad you liked this one :-)
thank you I am glad you liked this one :-)
2nd Dec 2017 5:33am
Three little words that apply to this poem
"Very Well Inked"
"No Truer Words'
"Another David Classic"
"Best Hugs, Love."
"Very Well Inked"
"No Truer Words'
"Another David Classic"
"Best Hugs, Love."
2nd Dec 2017 9:58pm
Anonymous
2nd Dec 2017 8:14am
Bear Hugs Brother
2nd Dec 2017 9:59pm
3 words I hate hearing the woman of my dreams say,
"Let's be friends"
3 words I don't want to hear my doctor say,
"oh my god"
3 words I heard the alligator say just before I died,
Tastes like chicken"
You must be an alligator David, you kill me...!
JJ
"Let's be friends"
3 words I don't want to hear my doctor say,
"oh my god"
3 words I heard the alligator say just before I died,
Tastes like chicken"
You must be an alligator David, you kill me...!
JJ
2nd Dec 2017 10:00pm
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2nd Dec 2017 7:15pm
dearest David
very clever satire
you make me laugh
with your ironic observations every time..
love this my friend..
love & hugs..
Brenda
very clever satire
you make me laugh
with your ironic observations every time..
love this my friend..
love & hugs..
Brenda
2nd Dec 2017 10:01pm
Anonymous
3rd Dec 2017 1:02am
David my friend, quite the observations, these three little word passages and I must say the last one is the most poignant...we all love to hear those...they are the bestest!
A gazillion warm fuzzies headed your way from an incredibly chilly upstate NY...
xoxo Taryn
A gazillion warm fuzzies headed your way from an incredibly chilly upstate NY...
xoxo Taryn
Three words I hate that people assume to themselves
“I am next”
You already know I love you
You already know your the best, the whole floor knew
“I am next”
You already know I love you
You already know your the best, the whole floor knew
4th Dec 2017 5:56am
Succinctly stabbing insights David, with a dash of humor - you never disappoint!
1- Fluffy
2- Teddy
3- Hugs
=)
1- Fluffy
2- Teddy
3- Hugs
=)
2nd Jan 2018 00:32am
Anonymous
4th Dec 2017 2:33pm
So our little alpaca soft friend...hug the stuffings out of that sucker. He holds all my love and hugs in safe keeping just for you. You have the greatest way of sharing deep insights and emotions. Sending you all the love and hugs in my being, my friend. :-)
