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Posting On Fuckbook
I posted a photo
Of my prize winning Cock
It got 302 likes
It got 86 shares
I didn’t realise that
So many people
Liked Roosters
I posted a photo
Of my huge balls
They got 467 likes
They got 77 shares
I didn’t realise that
So many people
Liked balls
I posted a photo
Of my hairy ass
It got 542 likes
It got 103 shares
I didn’t realise that
So many people
Liked Donkeys
I posted a photo
Of me bashing my bishop
It got 22,509 Likes
It got 11,098 Shares
I didn’t realise that
So many people
Hated catholic
Paedophiles
Published 14th Nov 2017
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Anonymous
14th Nov 2017 3:42am
I fucking love this. Holy shit,lol. There's something about you that just screams. FUN!!!👊
I hate Fakebook or s called Facebook?
I hate Fakebook or s called Facebook?
15th Nov 2017 8:05pm
Yeah I have had experiences with facebook a lot of them bad :-))))
glad you liked it - sometimes I can be so much fun I pass out (lol)
Thank you much :-)))))))))
glad you liked it - sometimes I can be so much fun I pass out (lol)
Thank you much :-)))))))))
14th Nov 2017 3:47am
What a dark twist at the end David but I should not be surprised. Enjoyed the read 👏
15th Nov 2017 8:05pm
thanks Kate always happy to see you here and so glad you liked the poem :-)))))))
14th Nov 2017 4:21am
That's a pretty good one, man, even without the huge twist ending, the twists in every stanza there were very witty and damn hilarious . Damn good funny fun for everyone
15th Nov 2017 8:06pm
14th Nov 2017 4:28am
15th Nov 2017 8:08pm
I hope the time when it has run it's course is coming soon :-)
thanks for the read and wise comment - too true :-))))
thanks for the read and wise comment - too true :-))))
Anonymous
14th Nov 2017 5:17am
Okay, so you built the humor stanza by stanza. And then you dropped that last stanza like an exclamation point. You've got a gift, my friend. Big huge hugs 😊🤗
15th Nov 2017 8:10pm
I like to think of these last lines and stanzas as a puchline - sometimes funny sometimes not :-)))))
thank you you are too kind :-))))) Huge Big Hugs :-))))
thank you you are too kind :-))))) Huge Big Hugs :-))))
14th Nov 2017 6:58am
HA!!!!!! My Catholic bloodline is squirting red showers in the church pews...! Oh I loved this so much I nearly peed my pants!
JJ
JJ
15th Nov 2017 8:12pm
you can get special pants for that they are wonderful,...................... erm so I've been told (lol)
thank you my friend good to make you laugh :-))))))
thank you my friend good to make you laugh :-))))))
Anonymous
14th Nov 2017 9:22am
Haha! I love this and that's a true reflection of what Facebook is actually like indeed lol.
Thank you for starting my day with such a laugh - what could possibly go wrong ;)
Thank you for starting my day with such a laugh - what could possibly go wrong ;)
15th Nov 2017 8:16pm
" what could possibly go wrong" maybe somebody will unfriend you over a poem you've posted - thats happened to me more that a few times :-)))))
always glad to make you smile and laugh :-))))))
always glad to make you smile and laugh :-))))))
Anonymous
14th Nov 2017 2:05pm
Never cease to bring a smile to my face Brother !
Lmfao !!!
Bear hugs
Lmfao !!!
Bear hugs
15th Nov 2017 8:18pm
Hey, Hey (lol)
I love to make you laugh Bro
Huge bear hugs :-)))))))))))))))))))
I love to make you laugh Bro
Huge bear hugs :-)))))))))))))))))))
15th Nov 2017 3:36pm
LOL! My Friend...as always--keen insight so cleverly versed in your wonderfully wry wit!
Such pathetic, truth--actually--how some managed to become soo completely caught up in the daily---no, better make that up-to-the-minute--drama of 'FARCEbook'!
Thanks for bringing me grins and giggles of enjoyment! Happy Hugs!
Such pathetic, truth--actually--how some managed to become soo completely caught up in the daily---no, better make that up-to-the-minute--drama of 'FARCEbook'!
Thanks for bringing me grins and giggles of enjoyment! Happy Hugs!
15th Nov 2017 8:27pm
it is always a pleasure to make you laugh and giggle :-)))))
thank you my friend - masses of big Hugs :-))))))
thank you my friend - masses of big Hugs :-))))))
15th Nov 2017 5:26pm
Witty to say the least! The sad truth of Facebook- sensationalized and stigmatic. This was a great capture! Hugsss :)
15th Nov 2017 8:28pm
well you helped inspire it - so thank you twice :-))))))
Huge hugsssssssssss :-)))))))))
Huge hugsssssssssss :-)))))))))
16th Nov 2017 00:05am
