Nursery Crimes 6.3

 
(i) The Sprats

Jack Sprat could eat no twat,
His wife could eat no cock
And so between them both, you see,
They just fucked such a lot.


(ii) Twinkle

Twinkle, Twinkle little slut,
let me do you up the butt!
we don’t need no lubrication,
for this kind of fornication.
Twinkle, Twinkle little slag,
let me fasten your ball-gag!


(iii) Homes

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She liked her face plastered and covered in goo
It would make her horny
 she’d rub all her bits
You could fuck her as long
 as you’d cum on her tits

There was an old woman who lived in a Hut.
She had so many children,
she couldn’t keep her legs shut
She gave it up to any man still breathing,
the sex would start the humping and heaving

there was an old lady who lived in a shack
if you paid her five dollars
she show you her crack
if you paid her ten she’d suck your cock
if you paid her twenty
she’d ride you plenty


(iv) THREE MEN

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a pub.
And what do you think they were doing?
sucking, licking and screwing
The butcher, buggered the baker,
sucked off the candlestick-maker.
then they all circle jerked without a care
That was enough to make their wives stare

rub-a-dub-horse
three men get divorced
And what do you think they are doing?
still sucking, licking and screwing


(v)  The Dick On The Bus

My dick in her mouth gets sucked real hard,
sucked real hard
sucked real hard
My dick in her mouth gets sucked real hard
until I cum.

my penis in her twat goes rough like fuck
rough like fuck
rough like fuck
my penis in her twat goes rough like fuck
until she cums

my cock in her ass goes bump and grind
bump and grind
bump and grind
my cock in her ass goes bump and grind
till I cum