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Writers Block Haikus 7.0

 
(i) Arouse Me
 
I've got writers block
And just like a flaccid cock
It needs arousal
 
(ii) Firing Blanks
 
There is a blank page
Stuck firmly inside my head
And I am brain dead
 
(iii) Impotent
 
I have no ink left
There’s no lead in my pencil
My mind impotent
 
(iv) The Silence of the Keys
 
My keyboard is quiet
The picking and clicking gone
Silent enemy
 
(v) Seek and Ye Shall Find
 
Inspiration lost
Sought but I was found wanting
Oh for an idea
 
(vi) Too Little
 
I had a little thought
Deep down inside my little head
From little came nothing
 
(vii) Headache
 
My muse now of pain
I head butted the desk with force
Anything left split
Written by David_Macleod (14397816)
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