Name The Day(s)

 
 
 
Tuesday?    
How'na'hell can it be Tuesday already?  
It      was    just    Tuesday     a    week   ago.
( or           was it    two    weeks ? )
 
 
Tuesday.            A day.           Hang a brainy abstraction
                                                          on it,
                          and        (guaranteed)         it'll     dance
              better and   fart  louder        wit        each     p'assing
weekmonthyear,        ( no matter what horrors
                                            become)
 
 
Tuesday!     Can ye 'name'   the Other      six       that
               make       the complete      sep'tangle?
                    (abstraction upon abstracti  o  n   )
                  ( no, i notalking'bout      September. Whatever
                          that is/or/was)
 
Any schoolchild can.
         Even the greatest of idiots can.
 
Too bad the cute animals & dirty bugs can't Keep Track of their days.
Too bad that they cannot grasp The Need.
( such is what makes Them subHuman...Lesser).
 
Tuesday? Damn, it was just lastweek, f'chrisakes.
 
~ Hey, buddy.  What kinda mileage d'ye get wit that thing anyway? ~
 
(( when's thee eXpirationDay?))
 
 
 
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