I'm Not Right For Anybody

Well I can't lie
I'm a nice guy,
At least I give it my best try,
But sometimes someone
Irks me just right,
Enough to feel buff
And start a fight.
On most nights
I won't even try,
I see you ain't bad,
Just havin' a hard time,
But once you start
Takin' it out on me,
Pushin' or shovin'
Just cause' we disagree,
I'll add a new noose to
Your family tree.
I'll take you from them,
You just take it from me.

Well I'm not right for anybody,
I can't lie,
The truth is just too easy.
I'm not right, just take it from me,
Sorry buddy, sorry darlin',
Sorry i'm not sorry.

Well I won't try
Denyin' my hate,
It hits sometimes,
Bangin' on its old gate.
One day I fear
it will escape,
But sometimes
I can hardly wait.
I'll leave town
Just to stay off your path,
I'll judge you
Just to make myself laugh.
Ask me out on a fancy date,
I'll say yes as I'm plannin' to flake.
I can't lie I'm
an asshole at times,
It's not right but it feels so divine.

Well I'm not right for anybody,
I can't lie,
The truth is just too easy.
I'm not right, just take it from me,
Sorry buddy, sorry darlin',
Sorry I'm not sorry.

I'll eat lunch right
from your poor fridge,
Empty your stock just
To do it again.
I'll tell you just how I feel,
Tact ain't fact
So it's not my deal.
I'll poke fun just
To make you squeal,
Eat up your pain
It's my favorite meal.

Well I'm not right for anybody,
I can't lie,
The truth is just too easy.
I'm not right, just take it from me,
Sorry buddy, sorry darlin',
Sorry sorry sorry.