Nursery Crimes 6.2

 
(i) ORGY

There were five in a bed
And the horny one said
"Suck me first - suck me first"
So they all sucked him off
And he passed out

There was four in the bed
And the slutty one said
“Fuck me first – fuck me first”
So everyone fucked her
And she passed out

There was three in the bed
And the randy one said
Ride my cock, ride my cock
So they rode his cock
And he passed out

There was two in the bed
And the sexy one said
“Do anal, do anal”
So he did her ass
And she passed out

There was one on the bed
And the lonely one said
“I’m wanking, I’m wanking”
So he wanked like a trooper
And he passed out

There was jizz on the bed
But nobody said
Need clean sheets, Need clean sheets

(ii) The DUKE

Oh, The grand old Duke of York,
He had a horny wife.
She licked him up to the top of his shaft,
then she sucked it down again.

And when it was licked, it was licked,
And when it was sucked, it was sucked,
and well before he shot his load.
she’d make sure she got fucked


(iii) Yankee

Yankee Doodle went to town
humping hard a hooker
Stuck his cock into her twat,
was so glad that he booked her.
Yankee Doodle, got it up
Yankee Doodle’s randy.
pay the hooker for that fuck,
she came in nice and handy.


(iv) WHERE’S THE QUEEN BEEN?

Pussytwat, Pussytwat
Where have you been?

I’ve been riding your dick
and I made all cream

Pussytwat, Pussytwat
then what did you there?

I sucked off your cock
And I choked on a hair

Pussytwat, Pussytwat
Tell me what’s next

I open my legs wide
and you enter betwixt

Pussytwat, Pussytwat
When are we done

You fuck me then ride me
Until I have cum

Pussytwat, Pussytwat
I’m in your debt

Your multiple orgasm
Your fine cigarette


(v) Rainbow Snatch

Red and yellow and almost green
Itchy and warty full of goo
I think she’s got Chlamydia
Got Chlamydia
I’ve Got Chlamydia too