Nursery Crimes 6.0

 
(i) THE END OF

Old Solomon Grundy,
Watched porn on a Monday,
Wanked on a Tuesday,
Got horny again on Wednesday,
Got sucked on a Thursday,
Got fucked on a Friday,
got ridden on a Saturday,
took a stroke on a Sunday,
and That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy!


(ii) THE OLD LADY

There was an old lady who kissed on my dick
I don't know why she kissed on my dick
Perhaps she’ll lick

There was an old lady who chewed on my balls
That wriggled and wiggled and tasted so salty.
She chewed on my balls and kissed my dick
I don't know why she kissed my dick
Perhaps she'll flick!

There was an old lady who sucked on my dick
like a pro, she sucked on my dick
she sucked on my dick and gave it a lick
She chewed on my balls and kissed my dick
I don't know why she kissed my dick
Perhaps it'll click!

There was an old lady who swallowed my cum
Fancy that! She swallowed my cum
She swallowed my cum she sucked on my dick
And gave it a lick, she chewed on my balls
Such a salty taste and kissed my dick
I don't know why she kissed my dick
Perhaps she's love sick

(iii) MARGERY

See Saw Margery’s sore Jaw
Johnny’s erectile dysfunction,
she will have to find a new man
Because he can't stiffen his truncheon

(iv) Cock-a-bye

Cock-a-bye Honey, just climb on top
When you give blows, my cock gets like rock
When I come hard, my erection will fall
we can wait for 10 minutes and again do it all

(v) Ho’s of the day

Monday's Ho gives good face.
Tuesday's Ho no need to chase.
Wednesday's Ho is full of semen.
Thursday's Ho likes her pie creaming.
Friday's Ho is horny and willing.
Saturday's Ho takes a lot of filling.
And the Ho that is born on the Sabbath day
will do blow jobs, and anal, straight or gay