NURSERY CRIMES 5.8

 
(i) PEEP
 
Little Ho Peep likes it ball deep
but my dick is way too small
Leave her alone
she’ll pummel her own
and finger her butt behind her
 
Little Ho Peep is horny and cheap
I’ve got change for a 5 dollar bill
for a dollar she’ll suck it
For three she will fuck it
for five I can enter behind her
 
Little Ho Peep a profit she’ll reap
for dick, after dick, after dick
Sometimes a twat
she’s partial to that
when they lick her ass behind her
 
Little Ho Peep doesn’t give a shit about sheep
Fully inflated they find her
She pumps it with jell
And shouts what the hell
As she sticks the sheep right up behind her
 
(ii) LONDON CALLING
 
My erections falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
My erections is falling down,
My fair lady.
 
Get it up by watching porn,  
Watching porn,  
Watching porn.  
Get it up with lesbian  porn,  
Says my Fair Lady.  
 
Lesbian porn don’t turn me on,  
turn me on  
turn me on,  
fisting porn might turn me on,  
My Fair Lady.  
 
Give it here and let me suck,  
let me suck, let me suck,  
first I’ll suck it then I’ll fuck,  
Says my Fair Lady.
 
let me take that small blue pill,  
small blue pill,  
small blue pill.  
It might get hard, you can have your fill,  
My Fair Lady.
 
how come it’s not getting stiff,  
getting stiff,  
getting stiff,  
we’ll end up in an awful tiff,  
Says my Fair Lady.  
 
we can try another day,  
another day,  
another day,  
Unless I find out I am gay,  
My Fair Lady.
 
(iii) POURING
 
It's raining, it's pouring.
The old man is whoring
He wanked his dick like a silly old prick
And he couldn't get it up in the morning.
 
It's raining, it's pouring.
his wife is now whoring
She sucked his head then she wet the bed
he died of a stroke in the morning.
 
(iv)  SWELL
 
Ding, dong, Dell,
Pussy’s made to swell.
Who fucked her hard?
Little Johnny Tard.
who was next on top?
Little Tommy Flop.
What naughty boys was that,
To fuck a pussy twat?
Who never had been fucked before  
the spit roast had her wanting more  
cock in the Farmer's barn.
 
(v) BABY ABANDONED
 
Bye, baby Bunting  
Mummy’s gone a-hunting,
Gone to get a massive cock
So it can do her cunt in
 
Bye, baby Bunting  
Daddy’s gone a-hunting,
Gone to find a virgin
so he can break her cunt in.