NURSERY CRIMES 5.9

 
(i) GANDER

Goosey Goosey tinker,
Whither shall I finger?
inside and outside,
in my lady's panties.
I’m just a dirty old man,
for sex I’d say my prayers,
I humped her in the kitchen,
and fucked her on the stairs.

(ii) MISS MARY MACK

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
lies on her back, back, back
With vigazzled crystals, crystals, crystals
All round her crack, crack, crack

her lips she’d lick, lick, lick
she liked it thick, thick, thick
and she would suck, suck, suck
Her lovers dick, dick, dick

She climbs on top, top, top,
She just can’t stop, stop, stop
She rides him hard, hard, hard
They both cum, cum, cum
she needs a mop, mop, mop

(iii ) INTERNAL

One finger, one thumb, keep moving!
One finger, one thumb, keep moving!
One finger, one thumb, keep moving!
the foreplay’s merry and bright.

One finger, one thumb, one fist, keep moving!
One finger, one thumb, one fist, keep moving!
One finger, one thumb, one fist, keep moving!
your pussy’s not very tight.

One finger, one thumb, one fist, one cock, keep moving!
One finger, one thumb, one fist, one cock, keep moving!
One finger, one thumb, one fist, one cock, keep moving!
I’m fucking with all of my might.

One finger, one thumb, one fist, one cock,
And two swinging balls, keep moving!
One finger, one thumb, one fist, one cock,
And two swinging balls, keep moving!  
One finger, one thumb, one fist, one cock,
And two swinging balls, keep moving!
I will fuck you all through the night

(iv) HORNY MAN

Pat-a-cock, pat-a-cock, horny man.
finger my pussy as fast as you can,
the harder you do it the longer it lingers
You’re not doing it right, try four of your fingers

stroke-a-cock, stroke-a-cock, horny man.
lick out my pussy as deep as you can,
licking and sucking and lots of kisses
my golden shower, for you it just pisses

suck-a-cock, suck-a-cock, horny man.
stick your dick in as far as you can,
I’m sorry to say it’s not far enough
so shove it in harder and ride me so rough


(v) STALKER

Round and round the garden
a pervert without a care
One step, two step
stealing your underwear!

Round and round the forest
as you jog along
One pull, two pulls
Hiding and pulling my dong!

Round and round your bedroom
Especially when your out
One sniff two sniffs
A panty licking bout

Hiding in your wardrobe
Watching as you strip
One gulp, two gulps
Had to bite my lip

Round and round your bathroom
As you take a shower
One wank, two wanks
Wanking for an hour