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A LET DOWN!
(Originally in Write a poem involving the breasts comp.)
A busty biddy I had met
Fancied some midnight 'getting wet'.
Her décolletage, at a ball,
Had caught my eye. So we bared all
When we'd sneaked to a quiet pool.
Anticipation warmed my tool.
I took a skinny-dip with her.
First time I saw her pubic fur
But her breasts caught more attention;
Bra-less, they had changed dimension.
To see effects of gravity,
I felt I'd hit depravity.
The way they swung from side to side
Put me off attempting a 'ride'.
A few more inches they'd gone south -
I could not take them in my mouth!
They did not so much bounce as flop,
Not my idea of a great top!
It fairly dampened my ardour,
My manhood was left no harder.
Seduction off, such was impact,
We parted, her honour intact,
She never knowing I had planned
To notch her as a one-night stand.
A busty biddy I had met
Fancied some midnight 'getting wet'.
Her décolletage, at a ball,
Had caught my eye. So we bared all
When we'd sneaked to a quiet pool.
Anticipation warmed my tool.
I took a skinny-dip with her.
First time I saw her pubic fur
But her breasts caught more attention;
Bra-less, they had changed dimension.
To see effects of gravity,
I felt I'd hit depravity.
The way they swung from side to side
Put me off attempting a 'ride'.
A few more inches they'd gone south -
I could not take them in my mouth!
They did not so much bounce as flop,
Not my idea of a great top!
It fairly dampened my ardour,
My manhood was left no harder.
Seduction off, such was impact,
We parted, her honour intact,
She never knowing I had planned
To notch her as a one-night stand.
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