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Nursery Crimes 5.6

(i)
 
my thoughts are blue, suck my willie
for sex I am keen
pretend Iím the king , suck my willie
fucking the Queen!
 
lift up your skirt, suck my willie
show me ass crack
a paddle Iíll get, suck my willie
and give you a whack
 
lets lie in the hay, suck my willie
take my cock out
now climb on top, fuck my willie
ride me and pout.
 
(ii)
 
Betty Botter lubed with butter
But, she said, that butter is much better
If I put it in my pussy
It will make my pussy juicy
But a bit of KY jelly
Would make my Nellie far more smelly
 
(iii)
 
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
bend her over and have a go  
If she hollers, go man go!  
Eeny, meeny, anal, Ho
 
(iv)
 
Cum drips out your mouth and nose  
mouth and nose
suck my penis and it grows
stiff it grows
And
I cum in your eyes, ears, mouth and nose
but mainly in your mouth and nose  
mouth and nose  
 
ass and thighs, twat and tits
twat and tits
I want to lick and suck your bits
suck your bits
and
youíll come like your having epileptic fits
let me cum over your tits
fuck them tits
 
ass and thighs, balls and dick
balls and dick
give my dick a raunchy lick
suck and lick
and
Iíll fuck you with my supersonic prick
Hump until my cock is sick
Cock real thick
 
(v)
 
Humpty Dumpty wiggled his ass
Humpty Dumpty farted out gas
All the king's horses and all the King's men
fucked his ass again and again.
 
Humpty Dumptyís got a sore ass
Humpty Dumpty still made a pass
At all the king's horses and all the King's men
who buggered his ass again and again.
 
Humpty Dumpty likes oral sex
cock in his mouth is what he wants next
All the king's horses and all the King's men
came in his mouth again and again.
 
Humpty Dumpty now has a rash
to the clinic he had to dash
All the king's horses and all the King's men
didnít want to fuck him again
David_Macleod
Written by David_Macleod (David Macleod)
Published | Edited 25th Sep 2017
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