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HEARD ON A TOPLESS BEACH
From 'Write a poem involving the breasts' forum.
LAD (to buxom topless lass on beach):
"Cor, you've got a glorious pair!
Their company I'd like to share.
Tell, if I pressed them would they honk?"
LASS (defiantly):
"NO - and I'm not up for a bonk!
You keep your hands where they belong,
Or mine will squeeze you - through your thong!"
LAD (to buxom topless lass on beach):
"Cor, you've got a glorious pair!
Their company I'd like to share.
Tell, if I pressed them would they honk?"
LASS (defiantly):
"NO - and I'm not up for a bonk!
You keep your hands where they belong,
Or mine will squeeze you - through your thong!"
Published 17th Sep 2017
| Edited 27th May 2018
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18th Sep 2017 00:50am
18th Sep 2017 5:11pm
19th Sep 2017 2:38pm
A nudist beach is an interesting place to bathe, and wonder along !
This, gave me the giggles, so thanks ~ 🌞🎈😎🌷☄
This, gave me the giggles, so thanks ~ 🌞🎈😎🌷☄
