Hey sweety, you've got a great ass  
You might want to be careful before you get glassed  
Babe, everything I'm sayin' ain't a farce  
Yeah, well maybe should get off the grass  

Come on honey, gimme a chance  
Dude, I'd never even give you a second glance  
All I want to do is dance  
There's no way I am going anywhere near your lance  

What's a guy gotta do to get laid?  
Maybe should find a girl you have to pay  
Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say
I'm not the one making you stay  

Your dress is fine, it would look great on my floor
Wow, it must be fun banging your head on a wall  
There nothing wrong with looking to score  
True, but you're really starting to bore  

I think that you're funny, I think that you're smart  
And picking up chicks is still a fine art  
Come on, you must have a heart...
Dude, your idiocy is off the charts  

Tell me honey, why we can't play  
Ah, you're not my type, just go away  
You can't tell me your not here to get laid  
Oh, I'm sorry I neglected to tell you I'm gay  

Say what? Nah, your far too fine  
Hey, it's not my fault your so blind  
Why you gotta be so unkind?  
Coz I can think of better things to do with my time  

Indie Adams 2011
Written by Indie (Miss Indie)
Published | Edited 3rd Apr 2012
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